Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
Wishful Thinking
Me: Hmmm… whatcha eating there? Something smells good.
Chris: Wheat Chex with homemade strawberry preserves.
Me: What? And that’s breakfast? That’s just a bowl of sugar.
Chris: Well, I used Splenda in the milk.
Me: Right, because we all know that Splenda not only has zero calories, it actually removes them from other ingredients, too.
Chris: Exactly.
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